Monday, December 7, 2009

Monday Randomings Vol. V

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I can't stop watching this .gif file. She gets absolutely DESTROYED. Plus the guy gets bonus points for splash damage by hitting the guy between them. It's from MTV's new show "Jersey Shore," which is like the Real World except filled with Guidos and Guidettes. Watching it will make you feel better about yourself, but not necessarily the human race as a whole.

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Here's a very good way to determine where to eat. Flow charts make everything easier.

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We went to the Comedy Club on State Street in Madison on Saturday and had a great time. Tickets were only $8 with a two drink minimum. The opening acts were nothing too special, but the headliner Bryan McCree was very hilarious. Somehow we got sat at the front table so we were only a few feet away from him, and thus were pulled into a couple of his routines. The table next to us was a few couples in their 40s and 50s, and Bryan mockingly had to explain some of his jokes to them, but they were eating it up too. All in all, it was a great time. Next time you want to do something different instead of just the old "go out to the bars" I'd suggest going to a comedy club to get your night started.

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Afterwords I had a hamburger piled with bacon, a bratwurst patty, carmelized onions, lettuce, tomatoes, sharp cheddar and Peck's Pilsner mustard on a pretzel bun. It was awesome. I fear the day that my metabolism starts slowing down. (Pic from here)

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Some Holiday classics are better left untouched. Not this one.

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