Friday, October 30, 2009

Haunted House - A Review


Last night we went to Hauntfest at the State Fair Grounds. I came away extremely disappointed. First of all, the inside was extremely loud, it was hard to have a conversation with anyone. Also the lighting inside was quite lackluster, and we frequently didn't know which way to go. The customer service associates attire was atrocious to say the least. Torn dirty clothing, no common uniform...Frankly, I was appalled. And their hygiene! Some of them look like they hadn't showered in months, others were covered in blood (terrible unsanitary), and some even looked like they had risen from the gross. Disgusting. And what was with them constantly yelling at us? Quite rude.

I give it 1 out of 5 stars, and would not recommend it to family or friends.

3 comments:

Dr. Bergeron said...

So did you like it or not? I can't tell with your satirical review..

Ric said...

you forgot to mention how Ivan felt: unwelcome; and poorly lit.

Gregor said...

Heh, yeah it was a great haunted house. They had a few parts where you walked through this narrow tunnel with (what felt like) giant air mattresses on both sides, felt like a reverse birth.