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It's seems that internet advertising tends to go in streaks. There will be one ad that you'll see EVERYWHERE for a while (you remember the crazy dancing girls, yes?) Well this next one has been all over the place lately, and it's rather gross.
It comes in two varieties, lucky you! Here's the skinnier sidebar one.
Most internet ads offer unrealistic things; how else are they going to entice our grandma's into signing up for things they don't need. But this one is just comical. Say you lost two pounds of stomach fat per week. Stretch marks don't go away, and your skin doesn't retract that quickly either, so you're gonna look kind of odd with you loose skin stomach hanging around (oh hai thar Tara Reid). And is it 2 rules? Or 1 Golden Rule? So confused!
And the icing on the cake? (obey)
Nice try internet, you're not fooling me today! Now I'm off to claim my prize, I'm the 1,000,000th visitor!