I forgot a belt again today. The funny thing about forgetting to wear a belt is that it feels like I'm only wearing a belt. Because everyone looks down there, and then up at me, shaking their heading, or giggling about how small and shriveled it is.
Wait, what was I talking about again?
Oh yeah, not wearing a belt. To remedy the situation I will be bringing a spare reversible belt for emergency purposes, thus continuing to turn my top drawer into the work version of my home junk drawer.