Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Does Not Compute

Man is washing out a soda can in the bathroom. My deduction skills kick in. What could he possibly be using that empty, washed out soda can for? Perhaps he wants to make one of these, except with Coke cans. Maybe he's OCD and feels the soda can must be clean in order for it to be recycled. Does he neatly place the finished cans in a pyramid on his desk and then knocks them all over when Friday comes? Oh, I know! He puts them on his desk and tries to smash them with his forehead. Or tapes them to his feet to appear taller. There are too many possibilities with a freshly cleaned 12 oz empty can of formerly refreshing Coke.